Railroad Train to Heaven – Part 54Nov 21st, 2011 | By Dan Leo | Category: Railroad Train To Heaven, Series | 413 views
We headed back to the main part of the yard, and I had the odd sensation that I was a movie camera being rolled forward into the midst of the party-goers. Elektra had her arm in mine, and it felt as if she were guiding me along.
“How’re you doing, lover?” she asked me.
“Okay,” I said.
Just this brief exchange of words was enough to transform me from being a movie camera on a track into one of the actors in the movie. I couldn’t tell if I was the star, though, or a supporting player.
Our little group headed toward where Miss Rathbone stood chatting with Joey Bishop.
Steve lost no time in going right up to them. Joey and Miss Rathbone were talking about Joey’s TV show.
“Excuse me, Joey?” asked Steve.
“Yeah?” said Joey.
“Could I talk to Charlotte for just one second?”
Joey looked at Miss Rathbone questioningly.
“What is it, Steve?” said Miss Rathbone.
“I’m really really, really really, really sorry, Charlotte. I was an unthinking boor. Please forgive me.”
Miss Rathbone looked at him with pursed lips.
“Should I take a hike?” asked Joey.
“Please forgive me, Charlotte,” said Steve. “Wait, don’t move.”
He raised his hand, as if to slap her.
“Are you insane?” she asked?
In one swift motion he slapped at her hand and squashed a mosquito that was sitting on the outside of her thumb.
“Got him!” said Steve, and he flicked the dead bug off her hand.
“Oh. My hero,” said Miss Rathbone.
“Dude strikes like lightning,” said Sammy. “Hey, people, we were just gonna go inside to get away from these little beasties. Wanta join us?”
“Okay, I’ll come,” said Miss Rathbone, rubbing her hand. “Would you care to join us, Mr. Bishop?”
“No, thank you very much. I’m going to mingle a bit.”
“You don’t have to worry about Steve, Mr. Bishop.”
“Oh, no, I’m not worried, I just gotta — you know –”
“It’s cool, man,” said Sammy.
“I’ll catch you people later,” said Joey. “Really nice meeting you, Miss Rathbone.”
He went off, and Miss Rathbone said to Steve, “See, you scared him away.”
“I did not!” said Steve.
“It’s very cool, man,” said Sammy. “Come on, let’s breeze.”
We all went around to the front of the house and up the steps to the screened porch.
“This is nice,” said Miss Rathbone. And it was. There was even an Igloo cooler with ice and cans of beer in it.
“I know someplace nicer,” said Sammy. “Follow me.”
We went into the house, through the living room, and into the dining room where an old lady sat playing cards with a few other older people of both sexes.
“Well, hello, Mr. Davis,” said the lady.
“And hello to you, my lady,” said Sammy and he went over and kissed the lady’s hand.
The room, like the living room we’d just passed through, was very modern. Well, 1930s modern. It was like one of those sleek large rooms in an old Fred Astaire movie, which was odd, because the house was a Victorian at least as old as my aunts’ house.
Sammy introduced us to the lady and her friends. Her name was Mrs. Biddle, and I was just barely able to put it together that she was “Mac” MacNamara’s mother-in-law, in other words the grandmother of Daphne, the young girl that my new friend Dick was in love with. The other old people’s names went into one of my ears and exited out the other at the speed of sound.
“We just thought we’d head up to the second-floor porch, Mrs. Biddle. Get away from the mosquitoes.”
“Great idea, Sammy,” she said. “Those dreadful mosquitoes. I’ve phoned the mayor to have more trucks come by and spray DDT but he said it was too dangerous. I suppose he’d rather have us die of malaria.”
While saying this she took a cigarette out of a box on the table and screwed it into a shiny jet-black holder. Quick as a shot Sammy had his lighter out and he gave her a light.
“Politicians,” said Sammy.
“They’re all a bunch of bums,” said Mrs. Biddle.
“We’ll just head up then.”
“Stop in the kitchen and take some beer out of the ice box. There’s plenty. Mac always goes overboard for these get-togethers. Or mix yourself some cocktails.”
“You’re too kind,” said Sammy.
We were all herding on out when Mrs. Biddle lifted up a rattan cane she had leaning against her chair and grabbed my arm with its hooked handle.
“What is your name again?” she asked me.
I told her my name.
“Don’t your aunts have the house on North Street over by Perry?”
“Yes,” I said.
It never fails. Everyone in this town knows everyone else’s complete family tree going back four generations at the very least.
“Tell them I’ve quite admired their garden this summer.”
“I will,” I said.
“Their gladioli are extraordinary.”
I didn’t really know what to say to this. And I realized that the rest of the crew had left the room, leaving me alone with Mrs. Biddle and the other old people.
“How are you?” she asked.
So of course she knew all about my breakdown.
“I’m — I’m doing okay,” I said.
“Was that your lady friend, that dark-haired girl?”
I mumbled an assent, and waited for the reference to Elektra’s Jewish heritage, but instead Mrs. Biddle only said, “Very pretty.”
I stood there a moment, and it occurred to me that I had never actually seen anyone smoke a cigarette using a holder before. Not in real life, anyway.
She seemed to be appraising me. Perhaps, just as I had never seen anyone smoking with a holder before, she had never seen a real live madman up close before. I half-expected her to ask me to leap about and cut some capers for her, but instead she said only, “Do you play canasta?”
I confessed that I did not.
“I suppose poker is your game?”
“I’m afraid I have no game,” I said.
“And you a railroad man?”
It’s true, railroad men play a lot of cards, but I never did. Never shot craps, either. I was not, never had been, and undoubtedly never would be a regular guy. And it was too late to start now.
“How is your poetry-writing coming along?”
“Not bad,” I said.
People always ask me this. If you publish a poem a week in your local paper for twenty-five years, believe me, people ask you this. I always say the same thing. Someday maybe I’ll say something else.
“Come by and visit me. Bring me your poems.”
I was getting tired of telling people that there was a waiting list for my bad poems, so I simply said yes, I would.
“Don’t make me come looking for you.”
I told her I wouldn’t.
“A man of few words,” she said. “I like that.”
“Still waters run deep,” said an old man at the table. He looked like Edward Everett Horton, and the way things were going this night, he might well have been Edward Everett Horton.
“Are you deep, Arnold?” asked Mrs. Biddle.
“Sammy thinks I am,” I said.
“Oh, then you must be. Well, go join your friends,” she said, and she picked up her hand of cards.
I left the dining room and went down a hall. I saw a stairway which one might reasonably expect would take me to this second-floor porch, but I also saw a large kitchen, and I remembered what Mrs. Biddle had said about helping ourselves to some beer. That sounded like a good idea.Help Support T21 with your Dollar Donation Today
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