Railraod Train to Heaven – Part XIX
Mar 15th, 2010 | By Dan Leo | Category: Railroad Train To Heaven, Series | 438 viewsI opened the door of the shop, and Gypsy Dave was behind the counter, talking to a vacationing couple in their bright clothes. Jazz music was playing, from a stereo set behind the counter. The store was very nicely air-conditioned.
Gypsy Dave waved at me and I waved back. He was showing the couple some rings.
“Very lovely,” said the lady. She had a flat sort of accent. Like mid-Pennsylvania, Stroudsberg or Intercourse. “And you make these all yourselves?” she asked.
“Yes, ma’am,” said Gyspy Dave.
“I think that’s just wonderful. Don’t you, Clyde?”
“Yep,” said Clyde. “Real clever.”
“Maybe we’ll stop in later and pick up something for our daughter.”
“Great,” said Gypsy Dave. “But I’ll tell you what, you people are so nice, just go on and take that ring for your daughter. Our compliments.”
“Oh no we couldn’t,” said the lady.
“Go ahead,” said Gypsy Dave. He took her pudgy hand and pressed the ring into the folds of her palm, like a baker pressing a currant into a wad of pastry dough.
“We just couldn’t,” said the lady.
“I insist,” said Gypsy Dave. Even his accent had now become gallant, he sounded a little like Errol Flynn.
“Are you serious?” said Clyde.
“Absolutely. It’s not every day I meet such nice people in here.”
“Well, okay, then,” said Clyde.
“My pleasure,” said Gypsy Dave. “Tell your daughter to wear it in good health. ‘Bye now. Hi, Arnold!” he said to me.
“Hi,” I said.
“Come on over, buddy.”
I walked over toward the counter. The vacationing couple were still standing there. The lady was tugging on her husband’s paisley short sleeve, and she whispered something in his ear.
“So, how ya like our shop, Arnold?” said Gypsy Dave, smiling.
“It’s very nice,” I said. Somehow I was having trouble addressing him as “Gypsy Dave”, so I just skipped an appellation entirely.
The man took out his wallet, took a ten dollar bill out of it.
“Here, sir,” he said. “I’d like you to take this.”
“Oh, please, of course not,” said Gypsy Dave, waving his hand, and he turned again to me: “So, Arnold, I’m so glad you stopped by. Here, let me show you our stuff.”
He proceeded to show me the wares in the display cases: rings, bracelets, necklaces, brooches. It was all very pretty.
The couple had a more intense confabulation together while Gypsy Dave was showing me the stuff. Finally they left the store, like a tiny herd of two, each of them throwing a little wave. Dave waved back and so, slightly, did I.
He walked back down toward where they had been standing near the glass counter. He picked up a ten dollar bill and showed it to me.
“And that, my friend,” he said, “is salesmanship.”
He banged on the cash-register and deposited the ten.
“Was that a good price for the ring, Dave?”
Somehow I felt on safe ground just addressing him as “Dave”.
“Oh, sure,” he said. “The stone was a Cape May Diamond we found on the beach along with about a thousand others. The metal was scrap metal. If the four of us work together we can turn out ten of those babies in an hour from scratch. Come on, I’ll show you the operation.”
He lifted a wooden flap between two of the glass cases and I followed him through a door into a back room. It was a work-room, and Fairchild, Rocket Man and Elektra all sat at a big table, making jewelry. They had little saws and lathes, vises and soldering guns and various other tools, piles of metal and pebbles and seashells and what not.
I could smell the marijuana in the air, but it was air-conditioned back here as well. On the walls were paintings, drawings and posters, and through two big windows a world of light tumbled and sparkled in from the flowery back yard.
Everyone said hello to me and I said hello back.
“Well look who the cat dragged in,” said Elektra. She had a many-colored bandanna on her head, holding all that wild black hair away from her busy fingers.
They invited me to sit and watch them work. We smoked cigarettes, and a reefer was passed around as well. I did not decline it when it came my turn.
“Hey, shouldn’t someone be in the shop?” I said, always the good German boy.
“Don’t sweat it,” Rocket Man said. “A buzzer goes off if someone comes in the front door.”
So we sat and talked. Every once in so often the buzzer did sound and one or the other of them would go out into the shop.
Once when Rocket Man was in the shop I asked Gypsy Dave about this one colorful pagan poster on the wall, and he told me all about the Buddha and the Bodhi tree. It was quite interesting. But I couldn’t quite help thinking that all these years of wandering, and questioning wise men, and sitting under the tree, that even that was probably not quite enough, not nearly enough in fact. I thought of all these millions and millions of Buddhists over the centuries, wasting their precious time seeking enlightenment when they might have been spending their time more profitably learning a foreign language or how to play the flute or simply talking nonsense with their friends.
At one point, I guess I’d been there an hour or more, and Elektra all out of the blue said to me, “Arnold, let’s step out and get a cup of coffee.”
“It’s awfully hot out there,” I said. To tell the truth I was pretty engrossed despite my doubts in what Dave was telling me about Buddhism.
“The coffee shop is air-conditioned,” she said. “Come on, you can buy me a piece of pie.”
“Well, okay,” I said, but reluctantly.
She led the way out the back way. Out the same door I had crept from the night before. The back yard was filled with greenery, with brilliant zinnia and azaleas and sunflowers.
“Wow, what a nice garden,” I said.
She shook her bandanna off her head, her dark shining hair blossomed in the sun. She tied the bandanna around her neck.
“Come on, big boy,” she said.
We walked over toward the Cape Coffee Shoppe on Washington. She was even prettier in this harsh sunlight. Somewhat smaller than I remembered her, almond-skinned, wearing a loose printed sleeveless dress, and rope sandals.
The coffee shop wasn’t far. It was busy, but we found adjacent stools at the counter. I could feel her moist warmth. The coarse sunburnt hairs of my arm brushed the silky golden down on hers, and an electric shock jolted between us.
“Wow,” I said, “Did you feel that?”
She just looked at me.
We each ordered coffee, and she ordered the peach pie, which really is good there. Although not as good as my mom’s.
She had a bite or two and then she said, “Look, Arnold, I like you, but I want you to know I don’t want to be your girlfriend.”
“Oh, of course not,” I said.
“Of course not?”
“Well, why should you?”
“Well, I don’t know. You seem like a nice cat. Why shouldn’t I?”
“Well, I’m recovering from a breakdown, for starters,” I said.
“That’s true,” she said.
“And also, a pretty girl like you, you could do far better than me.”
“Well, the thing is, Arnold, I don’t really want a man, anyway.”
“Oh, I see,” I said.
“You do?”
“Well, why should you want a man?” I asked.
“I don’t know. To have kids with?”
“But, do you want to have kids?” I asked.
“Not yet,” she said.
“Well, there you go,” I said.
“Yeah, I guess so,” she said.
“It’s like that Buddha guy,” I said.
“Like the Buddha?”
“Yeah,” I said. “I mean, when he was wandering all over seeking enlightenment, and sitting under the Bodhi tree and all: he wasn’t worrying about getting a girlfriend, was he?”
“No, I guess not,” she said.
“Or having kids,” I said.
“That’s true,” she said.
She looked at me. She had such beautiful brown eyes. And such a nice body under that dress. I wondered if not being her boyfriend would preclude me from having sex with her again. After all, she was a beatnik.
“I’ve said it before,” she said, eating her pie. “You are one strange man.”
“I know,” I said.
I considered telling her about my recent visits from Jesus.
But I decided not to.
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Is Elektra using Gypsy Dave’s sales technique on Arnold? Wise of him not to mention Jesus yet: Such revelations must be reserved for the person who is indisputably half of a couple in which you’re the other half. Sometimes clergymen think they’re entitled, but overall it’s best to leave them out.
Another funny, elegant episode. (Last week I felt naked.)
I suspect Elektra was just trying to be honest, and then was honestly surprised at the nakedness of Arnold’s honesty. But then women are a mystery to me…
Everyone’s a mystery to me and yet I strongly suspect that “honesty,” no matter how strict or honorable, falls among those abstract qualities whose means toward the goal count significantly in a woman’s mind.
Then, too, in any comparison like this men are a terrible disadvantage: all that power throughout most known cultures throughout all history allowed them license to lie without let-up.
Not Arnold, of course; he’s so blatantly and consistently truthful, you’ve got to laugh and sometimes cry.
By the way, here’s a poem Arnold wrote inspired by today’s installment of the days of his lives:
“Escaping the Heat”
It’s too hot to think, to write or to create,
And so to escape the oppressive heat
I go to see some friends who operate
An air-conditioned shop on Jackson Street.
My friends make trinkets from pebbles they go get
Off the beach, and from shells and other stuff on it,
From nothing much at all, just as a certain poet
Of my acquaintance will jury-rig a sonnet
From the flotsam and the jetsam of a life
He’s somehow always forgotten or declined to live.
My friends seem happy nonetheless to see me,
And we go back to the workroom (the air rife
With solder) where they’re so very good as to give
Me a smoke, as we sit and talk of the Bodhi Tree.
It’s almost not fair putting the poet’s art in a comment box. This is a perfect companion to his sonnet in the confessional.
Aw, thanks, Kathleen!